The Odds

Against All Odds

“What are the odds?” That’s the fundamental question that buyers in this 2010 marketplace need to be asking themselves. Oh, there’s other important questions too, like “Can we afford it?”, “Do we have enough down payment?” and “Where do we want to live?”. When those immediate questions get answered the next one seems to be “Is it possible?”…to which the answer seems to frequently be, “Let’s try it!”

What do I mean by this, you ask? So far this year I’ve repeatedly run across a scenario like this:

A buyer who’s qualified for a purchase of $375,000 expresses to me that he wants a single family house in San Mateo, Belmont, or San Carlos. I explain that, with VERY few exceptions there really are not single family houses to be had in those towns in that price range. I suggest looking in Redwood City, San Bruno, Pacifica as well as other communities north or south of us. I also suggest condos as an alternative. Nope, is the reply…only these towns will do and only houses. See what I mean? The critical question is, what are the odds? There have in fact been houses like this come up in these towns since the first of the year and they all sold with overbids that pushed their value well over $375,000.

Here’s another one: Some buyers want to make an offer on a house listed for $1,150,000 and even though they’re aware that there are going to be 3 other offers on the home they want to offer $100,000 under the asking price. What are the odds that they’ll get it? I think a million to 1.

Just for the record, here’s a few more:

* Buyer wants minimum 3 bedroom, 2 bath, non fixer upper townhouse in Foster City for a maximum $625,000

* Buyer wants to write an offer in a multiple offer environment contingent upon the sale of their condo.

* Buyer wants a Foster City waterfront single family home under $950,000

* Buyer wants the seller on the condo he’s buying to paint their existing kitchen cabinets for him prior to close of escrow.

* Buyers want to live in a minimum 4 bedroom waterfront house in Whaler’s but can only afford $1,100,000 even though the lowest comp there in the last 5 years is $1,185,000.

To the question, “Are these things possible?” the answer would probably be yes…technically.  It’s also worth mentioning that even a blind squirrel will occasionally find a nut! The better question for buyers to ask is “What are the odds of us accomplishing this goal?”

We all see ourselves as the skinny guy on the right in that cartoon above, but what are the odds of that ever happening?

Funky Foto Contest Winner Week 95

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I guess there really aren’t too many choices with that blue sign, huh? Congratulations to Kavita Dua who answered first and wins the $30.00 gift card to Waterfront Pizza! Great job Kavita!! Also answering correctly were Lakshmi, Harish, Edna, Nicole, Nancy, Alex O, Jeff Deeney, Raj, Ellen, Nancy, Shrikant, Michael, Anita Reimann, Chris Hsiung, Rkv, Lilian, Joe and Pradeep…also Molly Swan and Salma Tahboub on facebook got it right as well. Great job you guys!! Come on back again this Friday and we’ll do it all over again!

Snakes Alive!


Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python

There’s really nothing like the Onion!

Funky Foto Contest Week 95

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It’s an outrage! Actually it’s not as bad as it was a few years ago, but being the old fart that I am I remember my Dad complaining about having to pay over 30 cents a gallon when I was a kid. We used to drive a long way to get gas at the cheap, 25 cents a gallon station. My Dad wouldn’t be taken advantage of dontcha know. Anyway, it’s 2010 and this weeks question is simply…where is this place? If you’re first to answer correctly you’ll win a $30.00 gift card to Waterfront Pizza at Edgewater Place. Nice new website for those guys too. All the rules of the road are available to view on the left hand margin as well as on the bar above. The winner along with all other correct answers will not be published until Monday morning. All silly jokes, snappy quips and all wrong answers will be published immediately if not sooner. Thanks for playing, have a great weekend!

Bad MLS Photos Redux

About a year and a half ago I wrote a post about bad mls photos  and I thought it was time for another. I swear, there sure has been a glut of really bad photos of homes in the MLS lately! Maybe it’s becasue of all those short sales? It always seemed to me that an agent took photos of their lsitings to show off  those properties. A photo is supposed to put a home in it’s best possible light…at least that’s what I thought. Below are some goodies from homes on the Peninsula currently on the market. They’re amazing to say the least!

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Ummm…what’s for sale here?       

 

 

 

 

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Nice shot!…of the screen!

 

 

 

 

 

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Maybe if it was in focus?

 

 

 

 

 

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See, the idea is to make the room look as large as you can…

 

 

 

 

 

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What’s with all these TV’s being on? Hey, is that ESPN?

 

 

 

 

 

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Any chance we could take last night’s dinner off the counter during the photo shoot?

 

 

 

 

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Maybe there’s no bedding available?

 

 

 

 

 

Now really, can any of you imagine exposing your home to the marketplace like this? It’s hilarious…

Short Sales–The No Logic Zone

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If any of you have had the unique experience of being part of a short sale you undoubtedly have discovered that, within that experience, logic has gone pretty much completely out the window. When discussing short sales it’s really a multiple choice illogical experience, so for the purpose of brevity I thought I would just discuss the process of actually seeing one today.

Just in case you haven’t been initiated…a short sale happens when a seller owes more on their home than it’s worth. They then put it on the market, hope to get an offer and if they do they try and negotiate with their lender (or lenders as the case may be) to take less money and let them go. Since lenders are not too crazy about the idea of losing money the seller usually has stopped making their mortgage payments while they try to sell their home short as a way to, hopefully, motivate the lender to work with them. A short sale usually is a little less toxic and damaging to an individuals credit than simply letting the house go to foreclosure. (At least that’s the hope…there’s plenty of negatives about short sales and if you’re contemplating one please discuss your options with an accountant or maybe even an attorney before doing it).

Oh yeah, it’s worth mentioning that a buyer who makes an offer on a short sale can literally wait 6 months or more for a response from the sellers bank. Buying a short sale is an exercise in patience to say the least. You make an offer…and you wait. An agent in my office who has a short sale listing was told upon receipt of an offer that it had to be faxed, and faxed only, to one specific fax machine within that bank. It was constantly busy. When I say that I mean it was busy constantly…for weeks. It was busy when he tried it at 2:00AM. When he called the bank they told him there was no exceptions…they only accepted faxed offers to that one particular machine. Keep trying, he was told. After weeks of this it finally went through…and he had the proof from our machine’s receipt. A week later the bank told him they were missing a couple of pages…send it all again! It took another 3 weeks to get it faxed successfully again.

But I digress…

Back to viewing a short sale. Seems sort of elementary, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it seem logical that an individual who wants to sell their place short may want people to see their place for the purpose of helping them out? No such luck. Here’s some snippets from some actual listings I’ve tried to show in the last few weeks:

*Showing on weekend only: saturdays (2-5pm) and sundays (12-4) call listing agent before showing.

*Dogs on premises. Call listing agent to arrange showing appointment.

*Do Not Disturb Occupants, Restricted Hours, 24-Hour Notice Required, Appointment Only, Call Listing Agent

I think at least half of the short sales I try to show are like this. I’m really not sure I understand why either. Maybe if you’re not making the payment anyway you’ve accepted that foreclosure is inevitable and you just want to live in the house rent free until eviction occurs? Honestly, I really don’t know why it’s like this. Sometimes I see all of these barriers and still see verbage like this:

Buyer just walked, seller needs offer ASAP. Go figure! Yikes!

Funky Foto Contest Winner Week 94

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Nice detail this week folks! I like the inclusion of the indoor pool with the answer of the PJCC from Friday’s contest! Congratulations to Lakshmi Suresh who narrowly edged Nicole Fabris and won the $30.00 gift card to Subway. Great job Lakshmi! Also arriving with the correct answer was Suresh, Nancy, Joseph Chandy (on facebook), Alex O, Yee, Kirk, Tina W, Liz Velichko, Michael, Erika Jahnke, Bill, Lilian, Guru, Anita Reimann, Joseph, Debbie Seligman, Carol, Molly Swan and Ruth Sparkman (also on facebook) and Shrikant. Great job folks!! Thanks for playing! See you again this Friday!

Real Estate Bore

Not bad….

Funky Foto Contest Week 94

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In the last few weeks it sure was nice to have a roof over our heads, huh? This weeks question is simply, whats under this roof pictured above? What is this place? This weeks winner will receive a $30.00 gift card to Subway at Edgewater Place. All the rules of the road are available to view on the left hand margin as well as on the bar above. The winner along with all other correct answers will not be published until Monday morning. Any and all silly jokes, snappy quips and all wrong answers will be published immediately if not sooner. Have a great, hopefully dry and warm, weekend! Good luck!

Worlds Apart

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So, I’ve had this very interesting experience so far this year. I had a couple of listings in Foster City that sort of experienced a feeding frenzy and then followed those up with a listing in Daly City at a project called Pointe Pacific. The interesting part is the fact that although Foster City is only 19.5 miles from Daly City…it really is worlds apart when it comes to real estate values and sales.

Believe me, I’m in no way bashing Daly City. My listing at Pointe Pacific is adorable, the project is immaculately kept and many of the properties there have some of the best views I’ve ever seen. It’s just that there’s a dramatic difference in the market activity from there to here. Particularly when it comes to condos and townhouses.

On Tuesday I wrote that post about overbid activity around here and the fact is that since January 1 26 condos/townhouses have sold in Foster City in prices ranging from a high of $788,000 to a low of $396,000. Only 2 of those are short sales. There’s 33 active listings in Foster City right now too. During the same period of time in Daly City there have been 23 sales, but 16 of them have been short sales or foreclosures. The highest priced unit to sell was $415,000. 21 of them are actually under $400,000. 16 units are actually priced under $300,000.

If my Point Pacific listing was in Foster City at $399,000, (that’s our price in DC) we would have gotten 7 or 8 offers on it easily and it would have sold in the first week. In Daly City, we have the most upgrades of the 6 units for sale in this project and we also have the lowest price…and nothing in 30 days. Strangely, we’re at the upper end of the market at Pointe Pacific. Can you imagine the upper end of the Foster City market at $400,000? Can you also imagine 2/3 of the pending sales in Foster City being short sales of foreclosures? (For those of you that can imagine this…read Tuesday’s post!)

I guess what it all means is that real estate is an incredibly local business. Drive a few miles and the whole thing can very easily change.