The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten…”

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod fish appears and says, “Your wish is granted”, and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old buddy.

Time went on (as it invariably does…) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old buddies simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn’t realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can’t believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn.

He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail – it’s much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old buddy. “Where’s Christian?” he asked.

“He’s at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark”, came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian’s house.

As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, “It’s me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.

Christian replied “No way man, you’ll eat me. You’re a shark, the enemy and I’ll not be tricked. ”

Justin cried back “No, I’m not. That was the old me. I’ve changed “I’ve found Cod, I’m a prawn again Christian”

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Q: What is the average sharks favorite movie
A: The Shaw-Shark Redemption

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Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek

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Q: why do sharks wear shoes
A: SHARKS HAVE FEET

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Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
A: The sky is Jet territory

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Did you hear about the aquarium owner? His shark was worse than his pike.

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knock knock
who’s there
a shark
a shark who?
a shark who just ate your family and now im going to eat you

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Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!!!!!

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Q: What is a sharks favorite bible story
A: Noah’s SHARK

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Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s wake