Funky Foto Contest Week 36

Now that’s obscure! Kind of? We’ll see.  It’s really kind of an artsy sort of picture…or at least my wife Lesley seems to think so, and she’s the photographer. The question is…what is this big yellow thing? This weeks winner will receive a $30.00 gift certificate to My Big Fat Greek Restaurant…also known as Athena Gyro in Edgewater Place. All the rules of the road are available on the left hand margin as well as on the bar above. The winner will be announced on Monday morning along with all other correct answers. Any and all semi obnoxious jokes, smart alecky comments and all wrong answers will be published immediately. Have a great weekend and thanks for playing!


  1. Erika Jahnke says:

    The New Vibe. The only reason I know this is that I live directly across the lagoon from it so I have watched it being built.

  2. The new Vibe … or at least construction on it.

  3. Is it the construction going on near Leo Ryan park .. towards the “Vibe Zone” area ?

  4. In a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek.(1) The blonde thought:- “That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face”.(2) The fat lady thought:- “This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him”.(3) The Turkish man thought:- “That stupid Greek man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me”.(4) The Greek man thought:- “I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turko again”.

    (and what they actually mean)

    10. I think of you as a brother.
    (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)

    9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
    (You are one Jurassic geezer.)

    8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
    (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)

    7. My life is too complicated right now.
    (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)

    6. I’ve got a boyfriend.
    (Who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)

    5. I don’t date men where I work.
    (Hey, bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)

    4. It’s not you, it’s me.
    (It’s not me, it’s you.)

    3. I’m concentrating on my career.
    (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

    2. I’m celibate.
    (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)

    1. Let’s be friends.
    (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet)

  6. He’s on a roll today folks! Some of these aren’t too bad either

  7. Is that the soon to be revived ‘Vibe’ near the Rec center?

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